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Lady | Star | Mady
Female | Born April 24th | 23 Years Old
Ohio, USA | Demiromantic Pansexual | Single
Alt @star-strings-spills
About Me
I'm honestly just here for a good time kiddos, and this main is generally a lawless land of tagless reblogs if you want further proof of that. You're going to want to follow the alt listed above if you wanted properly tagged, serious posts of mine cause this ain't it.
If you're looking to chat or anything chill though, boy oh boy, is this the place for you. I'm literally down to talk whenever and pretty much about whatever as well - I have a penchant for being a quick, enthusiastic responder. Goofing off or serious talks, my inbox is always open kids, promise~
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my stomach hurts so bad i should fashion a weapon to attack random people on the street with until it cures me
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starting a collection
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having a pet is insane… there is a guy on my floor
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“bloodlust” is such a great word it’s like someone saw the word bloodthirsty and was like “hmm not horny enough”
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this was like 8 individual slaps in the face
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“how’s that going for you?”
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you just got press crow’d. reblog to instantly press crow your friends
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Cannibalism
destroy false idols
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My fellow Americans….
Did your high school recite the Pledge of Allegiance at the beginning of the day every day?
Yes, and I graduated from HS before 2001
Yes, and I graduated from HS 2001-2011
Yes, and I graduated from HS 2012 or later
Yes, and I’m currently in high school
No, and I graduated from HS before 2001
No, and I graduated from HS 2001-2011
No, and I graduated from HS 2012 or later
No, and I’m currently in high school
Other (explain)
Not American / see results
Note that I don’t say forced you to or made you recite because it is your Constitutional right not to! If you are in school currently and your school tries to make you or anyone else do it who doesn’t want to, you should tell them this.
All of us kids who actively refuse(d) to say it or even just the “under God” portion are kindred spirits forever <3
Yes, non-Americans, if you think this is really weird and creepily nationalistic: you’re 100% right about that and a lot of us, especially on this website, feel the same way
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(Source: twitter.com)
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why must we play god
Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
“citrus are whores” is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now?
Tags that look homophobic without context
I MEAN technically squashes are fruits and they are also EXTREMELY SLUTTY.
The lemon and lime fanfic warnings ARE based on scientific fact.
The lemon and lime
fanfic warnings ARE based on
scientific fact.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3
imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now
